Dearest Daddy,

I appreciate the optical superiority of the new Nikon 70-200mm AF-S VR II. I agree that it’s a very nice lens, allowing you to take very sharp pictures in low light with unreal optical stabilization. I agree that Canon could never make a lens this good and that Leica probably could if they decided to start making autofocus lenses. I agree it’s beyond awesome, and I realize you want to use it as much as possible before you put it back in the box and send it back to LensRentals.com. But would it be too much to ask that you put down the camera and give me some breakfast already?

Your loving daughter,
Bumblebee